Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"
by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010
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Goober funt

An exotic way of saying sex or fart
by Cool guykgh April 28, 2006
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goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
by AJ27 February 13, 2012
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Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.
Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.
by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 24, 2013
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Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel
by bROCK13 February 06, 2010
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Über Goober

Similar to Alpha Geek and uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.
You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.
by I'm A Unicorn August 22, 2005
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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
by uberdonuts January 29, 2011
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