Derived from the term Sugar Daddy a Goji Daddy is a partner who brings good things into your life!
Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.
A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.
Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.
A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.
Bestfriend: Girl, why are you so sprung on him? D2B? Does he pay your bills?
Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!
Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!
by BDub Baby April 19, 2018
Get the Goji Daddy mug.Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself
Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.
by Echc93 December 27, 2017
Get the Gorilla punch mug.Related Words
Gojri
• Gorilla
• Gorilla tag
• Gorillaz
• Gorilla Grip
• gorilla mask
• Gorilla Biscuits
• gorilla fingers
• Gorilla Glue
• Gojira
When she is jerking you but her hand is squeezing super tight and it hurts, also; her hand starts at the very base and goes to the very tip.
by isiahlikesitweird May 19, 2018
Get the gorilla pump mug.by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
Get the Gorilla salad mug.A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.
by eugenenao June 6, 2019
Get the gorilla claw mug.
Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.
An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.
Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.
An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.
Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.
by ajuk April 26, 2020
Get the Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome mug.