GoatC++

GoatC++, formerly known as GoatC with Classes, is an anal-oriented free-form programming language. One of the major features that GoatC++ has over regular GoatC is multiple inheritance; it allows a class to be derived from more than one base class, for example, a "anal stretching" class can inherit from both "anal" and "orifice stretching". The main controversy about said multiple inheritance is that the compiler will often program into the binary random memory leakages and hangs; in fact, poorly coded C++ is INDISTINGUISHABLE from GoatC++.

Goddamn it, I thought I knew enough about GoatC++ to pass the certification test!

by Thors Banhammer April 28, 2010

fay-goat

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)

That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!

by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007

leaky lil goat

N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket

Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.

by Hippy tree huggers Brother October 16, 2006

goat knuckle

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.

mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.

by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007

Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat

@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!

by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011

Goat Loader

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010

goat man legend

A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.

The goat man legend will find you Rev. Melissa

by The Coolest of The Cool! June 13, 2014