glonk

does nothing and dies

My teammates are such glonks!

by _catdude February 2, 2025

Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.

Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!

by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025

globgolabgolab

Absolutely splendid and scrumptious

Ah yes that is globgolabgolab

by Gigafe February 25, 2026

gling

asian hoo haa

gimme that gling

by gling master February 20, 2025

Glonkacitus

A dangerous disease that’s contagious, once infected you become a “glonk”; meaning you don’t go outside or do anything in your life, you just sit eat sleep repeat.

Mom: Honey are you okay, you haven’t left the house in months!
Son: No Mom, i think i have a glonkacitus

by dopeykujo March 6, 2025

Glengook

A selfish asshole, who enjoys ruining peoples days,

Using other people’s pain as pleasure they run around all day and starts shit

Person 1: This guy wont stop bringing up shit from the past, this has been over with

Person 2: yeah you can’t expect anything better from a glengook

by Fred durst 69 March 7, 2025

Glingy Lingy

Someone says something rubbish or bad language.

Bad people says glingy Lingy language!

by Wennie Kim May 2, 2025