shonky gift tactician

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)

shonky gift tactician by candyass white boy June 21, 2003

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Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

Fred Flinstone Gift by downtownchick September 7, 2010

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Related Words

GIFT • gifted • Gift of Gab • gifty • giftie • gift from god • gift giver • Gift Wrap • Giftiicon • gift basket

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

God's Gift To Women by BusinessMan July 21, 2005

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birthday gift

To give someone something they want for their birthday

I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday

birthday gift by Gxyxxgdy July 1, 2017

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craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

craigslist gift certificate by each October 27, 2011

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Red Starburst as a gift

If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.

I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.

Red Starburst as a gift by KeetzMcGeetz May 20, 2018

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national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!

“hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
“national get your girl a gift day”

national get your girl a gift day by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

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