German wrench

When a guy preceeds to pinch the clit and twist it.

Hey dude this one girl wanted me to do a german wrench last night when i was eating her out.

by shitastical August 3, 2009

German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

by Dirrkk June 3, 2009

German pancake

Ejaculating on your partners stomach then either sun drying or heating with a blow-dryer. Then feeding them said Ejaculatant .

Terry is a filthy slut. She let me give her a german pancake.

by Aceofapades614 January 7, 2017

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012

German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012

German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.

“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 22, 2021

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009