George moment

When you make a joke and no one laughs

‘Heart disease’ “george moment”

by Gimaf October 21, 2021

pulling a geographic

A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

by george

astonished by something. an exclamatory remark made when you hear or see something great or astonishing.

"By george, that's one big boil on your face there!"

by nikoli_182 May 1, 2008

george w. bush

A sly moronic retard. Who can't manage a country let alone himself. Unable to make a intelligent speech or show any smarts whatsoever. Hates black people( Connie does not count). Can't keep a country out a debt, but can start wars with innocent bystanders for oil( but it is still high!)!Take five days to make any attempt to save people in New Orleans from death, doom, and diaster! He is as intelligent as this chair I'm sitting in. He looks like a white chimp or a monkey's ass. Not the brightest bulb in the knife draw.

I George W. Bush and this is what I be thinking: George W. Bush is a smart president..even better than Clinton, and JFK. "What the quickest way to the get to Seseme Street...I mean New Orleans?" "Look Dick I stayed in the lines!" "All these words making my brain hurt!" "Global warming isn't dangerous...the sun is always warm." "5+2+4+3+7= ELEVENTY" George W.Bush isn't the best we have.

by NawlinsSuga February 4, 2007

Fred and George Weasley

The two damn sexiest gingers anyone has ever read/seen. Portrayed by James and Oliver Phelps.

Born on April 1st, 1978. Fred died tragically at the age of 20 in the battle of Hogwarts. George lost an ear in the Battle over Little Whinging.

Also know as Gred and Forge.

Twilight Fan: Ew. Fred and George Weasley are fucking ugly.

HP Fan: BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED! THE ONLY GINGER YOU HAVE IS VICTORIA AND SHE WAS A SLUT. AND AT LEAST HARRY POTTER HAS TWINS IN THEIR SERIES UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING MARY-SUE! *repeaditly smacks twilight fan in the back of the head with "Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheonix*

by Harrypottersyndrome December 21, 2010

George W. Bush

The only president to succesfully accomplish looking like a monkey and completely destroying the prowess of America in the eyes of the world.

Also known as "dubya."

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!

by Lord Of Tyland, who actually gets good grades January 19, 2007