GOPMS

A condition that cause a republicunt to
appear perpetually on the rag. Symptoms
include insipid, hateful outbursts and an
uncontrollable need to suck Sean Hannity's
dick. The only known cure is 10 grams of
demerol and a quart of expensive single
malt scotch every two hours until all
symptoms disappear completely.

Ann Coulter's GOPMS is even worse than
Laura Ingram's.

Again, unlimited usage is permitted and
encouraged, but it's mine and in no way
is it property of Urban Dictionary.

by Glen Watkins February 24, 2004

gopey

A word for someone who just looks goofy or dopey

"Look at that gopey lil bastard!"

by Detective Leroy Jenkins February 25, 2009

butt gopher

someone knowingly being ridiculously annoying but not admitting it.

'you are being such a butt gopher right now!'

by blallwin July 7, 2008

gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

gopherface

Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.

When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

gopher shit

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

by Bugatti July 13, 2014