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Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.
Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."
by Allison976 March 18, 2007
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ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for
Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google
by mvcg October 27, 2019
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Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block
I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time
by cosmicdee May 10, 2008
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Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.
My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis
by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003
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Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.
by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006
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google translator

The language tools provided on the google website for translating foreign languages. Has the innate ability to turn even the most coherent sentence into a pile of festering illiterate shit
Before GT
"You rescued me, but it appears that general grievous has escaped again"

After GT
"It stored it, but this one appears like this one, consequently which has it fuoriuscito the painful General per other hour"
by Arrow August 29, 2005
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google plus

Google's facebook
google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!

random guy: what is that?

google guy: nevermind,,,
by puyol July 9, 2011
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