Sherman’s glasses

A slang word for when someone has large glasses, looks nerdy, or has red hair coloration.

“My friend Archie has Sherman’s glasses”

by Lukecool82738 August 14, 2025

Glassshit

Buildings with ugly modern architecture made out of glass and steel.

Especially ones that don't fit into their surroundings and are a blight on the urban landscape.

I'm fed up with all this glassshit popping up everywhere

by Glassed January 8, 2020

He glassed me!

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"

by Addssuck April 24, 2012

Glassed

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.

Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.

by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Grasseschi

(vb) to grasseschi is to keep an absolutely straight face while doing something such as going on a roller coaster or having an orgasm.

Hey man I went on Bizarro yesterday and Grasseschied the whole time

by TheMexicanPirate June 29, 2012

sun grasses

Cheap glasses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden

Guy1: So you guys want to go trick or treating now
now
Guy2: Nah we're super high, did you forget?
Guy1: Don't worry, I stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun grasses on the way here.

by 50shadesofdone November 3, 2014

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022