The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.
Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
Get the Inverted Golden Giraffemug. The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.
by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018
Get the Giraffemug. by Loveisland124 November 4, 2019
Get the Giraffemug. Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.
Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022
Get the Turquoise Giraffemug. Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees
by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019
Get the Giraffe-treemug. any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.
Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.
by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010
Get the Giraffe-cistmug. this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*
by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010
Get the subtle giraffemug.