dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

scottish flower

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus

Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers

by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017

butt flower

Another name for the bum hole

Omg babe I'm going to sprinkle in your butt flower

by Bootypump April 4, 2018

tea flower

The process of scamming by using a money-raising platform like kickstarter, go fund me, or indiegogo.
It is done by promising a product, (new invention, web-series, video game, etc.) only to cancel the project without refund and run off with the donation money for some other purpose.

"That artist tea flowered on kickstarter then left the site, now no one knows where they are."

by donteverdothisagain June 24, 2017

frisco flower

Pile of human feces

Someone left a Frisco flower on the sidewalk.

by BMorrthan July 27, 2020

hair flower

a hair accessory for girls used to decorate their hair to give a pretty look in their styles

A girl was wearing a hair flower at school today for the feeling of it.

by druidwarrior89 May 18, 2011