Flarting

The act of cumming on your finger and farting on it until it's dry.

I think I just walked in on Peter flarting.

by FellowFlarter July 28, 2024

flonting

When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.

Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?

Person 1: yeah pretty much

by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

flosrting

the act of using floss to remove a vaginal cyst

hey mate that’s a fat cyst in ur cunt, ur gonna have to try some flosrting

by sargent pube flick April 7, 2024