stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 4, 2006

gefilte fish

Jewish snack made of ground fish (carp, mullet, whitefish, pike), egg whites, matzoh meal (wheat flour and water), onions and salt. Usually served chilled, sometimes with horseradish.

Most Kosher meals on airplanes include gefilte fish.

by Heatherface March 31, 2005

Fishy Nest

The act of stroking your girlfriends pussy with your beard until she comes making it smells nice and fishy so you can sniff her and get a raging hard on anytime of the day.

"Man thank god I've got my fishy nest because I haven't seen my girlfriend all day."

by Texyclaws May 14, 2014

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family

Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017

fish lip bitty

noun-a phrase from Scrubs usually meaning that he/she is a bad kisser and they would never kiss them.

"Ewww dude, I'd never kiss that fish lip bitty."

by CsWs Yates916 October 8, 2008

Soul-fish

Any "seafood" from Captain D's or Long John Silver

My friends wanted seafood, but I'm black, so I had to settle for soul-fish from Captain D's...

by "Work maker" July 2, 2009

fish and bananas

a term for a couple that just dont look right together

-walks past tall thin girl with hobit-looking guy-

"oh god. fish and bananas"
"totally"

by DTPLOVE August 14, 2009