Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015

face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.

Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

face-brag

The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.

Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.

Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.

Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".

Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!

by rankled July 17, 2009