Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 1, 2021

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

butt floss

White stuff you put on in the morning so that your ass gum doesn't stay in your pants

Do you have any butt floss if not to bad for you

by Killerpika8 October 5, 2019

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.

Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”

by Unichrome January 20, 2018

cock floss

One who flosses their teeth with cock....

She only uses cock floss.

by raindrop44 May 1, 2022