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your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
by shitty car November 22, 2007
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Kill it in the face

Either shredding it up in a bowl or having a sick run at the skate park.
by Pbrdrinkingmachine September 17, 2010
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Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.
Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)
by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019
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serving face

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens
"Yes girl! She was serving face!"
by muffin shoppe December 9, 2007
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Fuck Me Face

The facial expression a woman has when she is at the brink of sexual satisfaction. May be a vital thing to consider when looking for a girlfriend.
"Damn, Kim looked good last night, i bet she has a fantastic fuck me face"
by Sam Lasater April 5, 2008
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Wreck Face

To beat your opponent or opposing team mercilessly. Especially in video game. Synonomous with pwn noobs.
Let's Wreck Face guys!
Guys we just wrecked FACE!
by JMoney and Zee Bella June 22, 2009
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Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard
"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"
by half baked Jake April 2, 2010
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