B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kingdom=king
Phylum=Phillp
Class=Comes
Order=Over
Family=For
Genus=Good
Species=Sex

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is classification it is used in science or biology for the Five Kingdoms.

by mjack112 June 6, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

by wickliffe November 1, 2008

p.b.m.f.

Punk Bitch Motherfucker

I'm getting tired of all these p.b.m.f.'s!

by kevjohn July 11, 2007

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003