european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

Reverse European

Kissing the butt cheeks of a person and not the face cheeks.

When he bent over, I gave him the good old Reverse European.

by JeremyBearimy January 3, 2025

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014

european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

by sweetntart July 26, 2024

Europeans

Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.

Europeans are number 1

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024