ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejaculanturn

When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

eback

(n.) -- an e-book composed in or converted to a digital format for display on a computer screen or handheld device; first there were hardbacks and paperbacks, now there are ebacks

"I just ordered Stephen King's latest novel in digital format. For me, an eback is just as a good as a paperback book, even better, because I can store it for use anytime anywhere and read it off a variety of screens."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a bookstore in Chicago on March 24, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 4, 2010

ejacupot

when you are with a dime piece and you ejaculate inside/on her thus hitting the jackpot hence ejacupot

Did you bang that girl last night?
Ya, I ejacupotted.

by Zeus Juice December 11, 2010

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

Ejaculatory Justice

When a girl with whom one had an intimate relationship with cheated on the boyfriend so he ejaculates into her face after sexual intercourse and accompanies it with a phrase like "get owned!" or "Justice!" and then immediately breaks up with her while her face is covered with white justice.

Samantha cheated on me so I gave her some ejaculatory justice by jizzing in her face and said get owned!

by The Reginald August 5, 2012