ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

enaculate

carefully eradicate; demolish

enaculate the cursed cow

by imakeweirddefinitions March 17, 2023

Ejaculatte

A cumshot in a latte instead of creamer

"My girlfriend drank my ejaculatte last night"

by LawfulDmcBoo June 15, 2024

Ejaculation

"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.

"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for

by Cumbob brickpants June 21, 2024

Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

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Person 343: Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

ejacuvate

The act of masturbating to ejaculation while in a deployed ejector seat of a fighter jet or small plane.

When Alex's fighter jet was shot down, he ejacuvated into the desert of Iran.

by The Burt Selleck Podcast July 27, 2025

Exaculately

exaculately /ɪɡˈzæk.jʊ.lət.li/ (adverb)
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).

Example sentences:
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”

by Fan of football October 6, 2025