Experiencism

an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot?
person B: since I follow experiencism i won't believe you until I experience it myself
person A: *usual response* omg dude how dare you question me

by Detective F. Weedington May 6, 2019

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Elevation Expectation

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.

Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.

by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009

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Gold Experience Requiem

It’s basically God. Also the physical definition of an Uno reverse card. Also sends you to a death loop. Just don’t fuck with it, or Giorno Giovanna.

Gold Experience Requiem: I’m basically god motherfucker.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

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Hershey Experience

When you go to Hershey park with you best friend and you lose every last bit of your innocence and the ability to have whipped cream and marshmallows

Friend 1: Hey you want a marshmallow

Friend 2: No
Friend 1: Why not
Friend 2: Because of the Hershey Experience

by Definitely Mateo November 17, 2021

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backpack experience

When a straight girl gets fucked with a strap by a dyke that is kept in her backpack. And it’s so good it’s better than sex with a man for the first time.

I just had my first backpack experience. I am in love with her, but I have a boyfriend.

by IDMS March 21, 2022

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