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Ethan is a man with a very small penis.
God ethan has a tiny dick
Ethan by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018
looks like the crimson chin
ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin
ethan by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018
The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.
"Wow Ethan is such a queen"
Ethan by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018
His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth
"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
Ethan by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo
Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo
Ethan by Fapisgay June 14, 2018
dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and
Ethan by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018