Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash April 27, 2006

enginerdy

When a conversation involving a normal person and an engineer moves into the fields of science and engineering.

"That comment you made about the beam carrying a load of 200 kg is so enginerdy."

by I_R_Ubuntu June 15, 2009

Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.

Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap

by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012

enginerity

The quality of the work completed by unqualified engineers.

The enginerity of that guy's work is remarkable.

by DISTURB3D January 2, 2017

Eugeneology

The study of Eugenes and the activities of Eugenes for Eugenes by Eugenes.

‘Morgan graduated with a degree in Eugeneology

by Partej is a daddy May 19, 2018

Engineer

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door...
It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

by CADPATRICK February 18, 2018

Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.

Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."

by senthurmanz February 22, 2018