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Dankster

Like a memester but more edgy/offensive/sly. Finding new ways to make memes, yet still making them dank.
"Woah, that's one edgy dankster!"
"That's not a memester it's a dankster."
"Show some respect to that dankster!"
by lelanime December 24, 2016
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ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.
MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now
by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010
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Ducks down

Ducks down in the historical opposite to Ducks up.
Ducks down is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks down comes from the English word duck.
A: Hey man ducks up or ducks down?
B: Ducks down!
A: Sorry dude, its ducks up.
by hunter-dingchamp September 11, 2019
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Feed the Ducks

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.
Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!
by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011
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Danksgiving

1) When you go to a thanksgiving party and everything goes as planned and the turkey is perfectly cooked.
2) After smoking a lot and I mean a lot of weed, get the munchies, and then have an "awesome" meal
3) What I did on thanksgiving, go to a boring ass hippy party, find some friends that you werent expecting to see, getting some chronic joints blazed, passing them to the right, and having a "fuckin sweet" time.
Square: Man I had the best Thanksgiving ever, it was so dank! Almost like a Danksgiving...
Smokey McPot: Dude my old highschool friend came up from LA last weekend he we got him so baked!!! (laughter) he thought it was the best Danksgiving ever!
Me: (2:30 pm) Dude we have to be here till like 6.
Me: Why is it taking so long to roll that joint??
(minutes later) *cough* *cough* Dude this gravy is giving me funny looks... (more laughter)
by Pete...Jones November 27, 2009
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Duksie

or better known as a Duskisan©
look at that Duskisan©
by Jan December 13, 2003
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Ducks are so Fucking

a indiom used to answer a question when half asleep or just woken up. it can also be causally thrown into conversations to change the subject or cause a distraction
hey jill how do you like the trip so far

"Ducks are so Fucking"

... thats not a real answer
by brunosaurus-rex July 18, 2011
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