Philidelphia Drive-By

When you are doing a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, so she think you came, and when she turns around you explode your load on her face.

Dude last night I totally pulled a Philidelphia Drive-By on Karen! She is really pissed at me now, cause i made her swallow.

by Noah Hoback September 20, 2007

sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.

(c) Geek Dictionary (tm)

by DragonAtma March 26, 2005

driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

by Baz February 15, 2004

drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

drive yard

When someone has more driveway than actual front yard.

"bruh I don't even have a front yard. all I have is a drive yard"

by swaggieg February 21, 2015

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008