Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
Get the Douche pistol mug.Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
by fritzboise January 25, 2017
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A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.
That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
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Get the Hardcore Douchebaggery mug.by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011
Get the Bionic Douche Bag mug.Man, talk about weird. Jeff pulled a total arch douche Ferdinand on the company with that motorcycle accident. Congrats on the promotion, Mike!
by anamonah July 20, 2011
Get the Arch Douche Ferdinand mug.Someone who acts humble around others for the sole purpose of gaining popularity in large groups, or gaining favor with the opposite sex.
"Torrey's a really nice guy, and he's so funny and humble about how funny he is."
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
by Stinkyfingers August 31, 2013
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