swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.

by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.

Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!

by Donkey pox August 7, 2022