by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
by Hardlow June 5, 2018

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
by Amoniglue November 24, 2017
