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designer dog

Small well-groomed dog carried as an accessory by equally well-groomed woman. May be carried in a handbag, pushed in a stroller or less frequently, on a rhinestone encrusted leash. Frequently seen in upscale shopping malls and clothing boutiques.

Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs.

Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts".

Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around?
The designer dog is the latest accessory for the well-groomed urban woman.
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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Desi Dump

A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.
After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.
by InTheButthole March 27, 2012
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desidesidesi!

What desperate Indian pervs exclaim when they see a hot Indian (desi) chick.
Saurabh: "Desidesidesi!"
Jassi: "WTF, would you STFU! That desi girl is fugly!
White guy: "Yo man, why are you so excited about DC? This place is overrated!"
Jassi: "LOL!"

Sachin: "Desidesidesi!"
Girls: "We heard you asshole! I know what that means...I aint even Indian, I'm South American!!
by fanboy_1013 March 19, 2010
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densitities

Girls (breasts) per unit volume.

Generally only used as a descriptive word to imply a large number of breasts per unit of space.
Joe and Bob walk into a club:

Joe: Mad densitities up in here!

Bob: You're right! Hella densitities.
by magDude101 March 8, 2008
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desiccate

1. To dry up
2. To preserve (a food) by drying
3. To drain of emotional or intellectual vitality
1. The hot weather temperatures will desiccate the lawn!
2. The recipe calls for desiccated coconut.
3. Discussing politics with my brother always leaves me feeling desiccated.
by Septima September 29, 2009
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Deasing

Shatting out cum so hard that you know ur gonna get pregnant with like 4 children so u stuff some weed in the crack and try to soak out as much as u can
OH SHIT! I CAME SO MUCH AGAIN, THE GOAT WEED IS TOO STRONG. JIMMY U FUCKWIT, GO GET SOME WEED WE GOTTA GET DEASING.
by BigDickPlays August 23, 2016
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danny design

a man with lion-like hair
woah did you see that danny design?
by shpotttt April 7, 2009
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