desktop computer

a computer setup that consist of a tower, which is the actual computer, a monitor, keyboard and mouse. there are however all in one computers that have the tower built into the monitor and still has the keyboard and mouse.

hey i bought a compuer
cool laptop or desk top
desktop computer awesome

by lakldksjflkaf July 20, 2010

DESKFAST

Having breakfast at your work desk in the morning, usually due to limited time and modern lifestyles. A staple of the office worker who has to be in early.

i sat down at work this morning and had a bacon sandwich, some fruit and coffe for deskfast.

by brendope December 24, 2006

Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."

by Charley Brown December 9, 2007

Deskie

A friday afternoon beer in the office, best served at one's desk whilst still working.

"Mate, how about a deskie?"

by GT12458 October 11, 2012

Desktap

A desktop computer with a large touch screen monitor. May include a mouse and keyboard but only as an optional accessory. More portable (room-to-room) than a standard desktop computer and is usually built as an all-in-one device like a giant tablet or possibly a "Laptap"

My new Windows 8 desktap is a great toy and a fully functional PC to get real work done.

by MrCalico-2 September 12, 2012

slam desks

Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.

'Hey, Come over so we can slam desks' He suggested.

by saugen June 5, 2018

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!

by LuisPF August 31, 2018