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Dangle My Dice

When you insert your testicles into someone's asshole
"That trick was a freak. She asked me to dangle my dice in her"
by Tony Everready October 19, 2008
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dangle fork

slang for a "dangler's" lacrosse stick. Generally the person who refers to their stick as a dangle fork is talented at the sport and is very bro-ish.
"YO FRESHMAN get off my dangle fork!"
by sweetLAXIN April 3, 2008
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Dangle

Being out the gate and/or doing out the gate things.
Person #1 ; 'your out the gate'
Person #2 ; 'heh dangle dangle'
by ×ouzg8_dangle×~ June 1, 2018
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Biddy Dangle

A Long part of the Bangs that Hangs down the middle of your forehead
I don't know how She's able to See past her Biddy Dangle
by Alexander Donovan March 8, 2024
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Dangle-locs

When someone does not wash their anus correctly for an extended period of time, the Dangle Berries will evolve into the further form of “Dangle Locs” which is similar to a Deadlocks style.
Dude, you seriously need to wash your ass! You might get Dangle-locs soon enough.
by Randy Razorblade September 14, 2025
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dangle sack

A sack or pouch to protect or hide your danglers
Brenda, that’s not a mask that’s my dangle sack!!!

If I knew she was such a gutter slut I would have brought my dangle sack
by Sir Dangle protector September 14, 2021
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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?
Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.
by Dopeflover May 10, 2023
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