angle of the dangle

Calculate the angle of the dangle so you can maximize the motion of the ocean.

I need to calculate the angle of the dangle so I can maximize the motion of the ocean.

by Mr. Truck January 1, 2017

Dangle

The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.

Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.

by Jow Blob September 26, 2007

dangles

the act of being the sickest man anywhere. you snipe any chick you want. ripped to perfection you know no boundaries because your the biggest Bobby big wheeler in the club

man did you see my brother bring that hot girl home last night
ya man hes a fucking dangler
one day i hope to have dangles like him

by sickstercheesymcstyles April 16, 2008

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

Dangle

an individual of the white trash population characterized by 4 or more missing teeth, overalls, constant references to farm equipment and/or stories of life on the farm, any lifestyle choices that resemble a "straight brokeback mountain" scenario, frequent field trips to TRACTOR SUPPLY COMPANY, potentially engaging in relations inside their family gene pool and just an overwhelming sense of EWW!!!!!

"wow, did you see that dangle in the blockbuster"

"country music television? you watch that dangle shit?"

"i can't believe he said that. DANGLE DANGLE!!!!"

"now... if i were a dangle... where would i hide?"

by heartcoreEMS April 22, 2006

dangledorf

a stupid/retarted person

Kevin you dangledorf let go of my wenis!

by Bendejo July 22, 2006

Dangle

a penis that is long enough to dangle.

I accidentally busted in on him in the bathroom and I totally saw his dangle.

by poop and pants March 1, 2009