Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.

Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!

by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.

(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"

by windsy February 3, 2010

Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

by TWCMan April 5, 2011

Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public

Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.

by ryanosborne November 11, 2009

douche couture

Type of clothing that a douche would wear.

Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!

by 6FTJ400 August 2, 2012