Dirty Dog Diddler

Someone who diddles dogs, the dirty swines.

"My girlfriend is a Dirty Dog Diddler! She said she'd fuck a dog last night, the dirty swine"

by Rex Mutley November 13, 2012

Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.

Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015

Sioux City Diddler

A gruff voiced and masked, male sexual deviant believed to live in the Sioux City metro area that will break into houses and masturbates adult male parties while they are sleeping. He then wakes them after climax and reportedly states, “You just got diddled by a dude, fag” or “you like getting diddled by a man, sicko?”

Dude we should lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is on the prowl again.

That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.

by Dogs In A Bathtub March 1, 2021

diddly fo

When someone is being a jabroni and/or a salty boi

Why is he such a massive diddly fo!!

by Tomlin Kookis November 6, 2017

Diddly

when a masked ninja that can teleport fucks you

We caught in a diddly ain't we

by A_J_ January 1, 2021

Diddly diddly

Goodbye or good morrow

Dearest friend,
(Body of letter)
Diddly diddly,
Kyle

by Diddlydiddly March 18, 2021

jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005