Devon's are typically red haired autistic fuck boys and can be found playing shitty games and screaming about there shitty computer and they suffer from no dad syndrome. many Devon's don't get girls due to being loud and obnoxious and they have a general distaste for Nico's because of there mentality crippling jealousy. If you find a Devon make sure to quickly subdue it with a no dad joke as they can become very loud and annoying very fast.
Nico: shopping
Devon: getting milk
Devon: sees Nico *anger intensifies*
Devon: starts yelling
Nico: shut up you got to get the milk cause your dad got lost doing it
Devon: getting milk
Devon: sees Nico *anger intensifies*
Devon: starts yelling
Nico: shut up you got to get the milk cause your dad got lost doing it
by Cogzell November 27, 2021

Devon is the funniest most handsome most charming person you’ll ever meet in your life, he is very loyal in his relationships and he will always go above and beyond to help his friends.
Classmate: Hey, have you meet that new guy Devon? He’s super welcoming you should meet him sometime!
Classmate 2: Will do! I’ve heard a lot of good things about him he sounds like a good role model!
Classmate 2: Will do! I’ve heard a lot of good things about him he sounds like a good role model!
by DevonR November 22, 2021

Such a cutie patootie. I love him. AND YOU NEED TO TOO. How could you possibly hate Devon? He’s the sweetest. So so pretty and awesome and charming and cool and funny. Might seem a little crazy once you get to know him… But is still a very nice person to rely on. Will always try to cheer you up and always has the right words to say. A very understanding person. Won’t judge you in anything.Listens to you and actually takes your feelings serious. He’s literally the most perfect guy. There’s nothing better than him. You couldn’t ask for more. Everyone that doesn’t have a Devon in their life, is really missing out.
Devon is the most perfect friend. Someone you can actually rely on. He is so pretty, nice and funny. And I bet he’d look incredibly good in a suit and maybe with our kids in his arms. But that’s another story…
by Danamei November 24, 2023

A Northern European name describing a viking like machine.
Known for: Fucking your wife, stealing your daughter, even fondle your balls whilst still being so cool that you will buy him a beer as he is thirsty.
The machine is mainly fueled by Beer and bitches.
Known for: Fucking your wife, stealing your daughter, even fondle your balls whilst still being so cool that you will buy him a beer as he is thirsty.
The machine is mainly fueled by Beer and bitches.
by The chosen one of two July 3, 2017

devon is a beautiful, evil, annoying, bodacious, fantastcular, vascular, and the most meanest mf youll know. hell knock u down a pegs, and his love language is bullying u and waterlogging you until u scream his address and personal phone number out loud. other than that, hes a real one. and he has a huge peen. and a huge heart. he has a strong soul, anything you do or say to him wont break him. hes amazing and a cutie pie <3 luv u :D
bob: what do you think of devon?
alli: omg devon is sooooooo cute and he is sooooo kind and loveable owo hes my pookums!
bob: wow he must be a fanstacular fanstical guy then!
alli: omg devon is sooooooo cute and he is sooooo kind and loveable owo hes my pookums!
bob: wow he must be a fanstacular fanstical guy then!
by Allsont December 27, 2023

actual dumb stupid bitch who has no bangs at all and is in love with rem, she would suck that niggas dick for his pistachios.
by Actuallyalolicon December 16, 2018

Devon’s are usually hung like a moose play football love to work out sly with the girls and have the prettiest girlfriend but their only downside is that they are pretty stupid
by Youmother23 July 16, 2019
