Cumback

A quick reply or retort where one distorts a seemingly normal conversation into a dirty one with a sexual partner or interest. The dirtier the better.

That’s what she said would be considered the most simple form of a cumback. Of course, the more unique and specific the response, the better.

Him: Hey wanna hang out?

Her: What time?

Him: I’m off work at 9.

Him: Lol I have a long meeting tomorrow so I’m probably gonna be drained around 9 or 10. Next week?

Him: I know something else that’ll be drained around 9 or 10... inches

Her: Ugh you’re right, let’s fuck!

Friend 1: You always gotta hittem with a cumback

Friend 2: Why’s that??

Friend 1: Because talking dirty and suggestive makes her think of you... sexually. She’ll be thinking of the dick! Plus it’s entertaining. For everyone involved.

Friend 2: Even with mediocre dick?

Friend 1: Even with mediocre dick.

by smerfyea August 17, 2019

Cumbass

It's a guy who is stupid, bad at video games, and can jerk off in a matter of seconds. It means short, weird, and a freak and more.

this guy is a cumbass at video games.

by Cumbers November 2, 2019

Cumback

When u cum in her mouth and then she returns ur cum back through a kiss

- dude, she was trying to give me a cumback last night
- damn, that’s disgusting

by bugrymm April 16, 2020

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

Crumbs

A slang term for the kief or terpenes that collect at the bottom of your grinder of marijuana

Yo, I sprinkled some crumbs on top of our bowl

Oh shit this that kief bowl!

by Brother Plug January 30, 2021

cumberclot

Used as an insult to a person who is also a douchebag, but you ejaculate on them at the same time.

I like you...mmmmmm...even thought you're aaaa.aaaa....CUMBERCLOT!

by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

by Yeti Vendetti November 13, 2021