Cumbled

To be shot upon and fall on your face looking like a crumbled chip in a bag.

YOO did you hear about Henry?? Man got cumbled bruh.

by GlizmAn November 21, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

Cumberland Community School

Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.

"Cumberland Community School is SHITTTT. I mean what community is there!"

by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021

Cumber

Usually a cucumber used for sexual penetration but can also be another penis shaped veggie or fruit

“She peeled the skin of the cumber to give it a more enjoyable texture”

by HeyitzHelium January 15, 2022

cumbleet

verb. To finish ejaculating in the most ball-draining manner until not a drop of semen remains.

"He cumbleeted onto her funbags until he was totally empty."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

Cumberbasket

When a sulker on the floor in the bowl in the bathroom that have the drain in the middle and you are sweaty and crying but and then like the from your hair when something is so greasy your hair its just dripping from the hair *encanto* like that and and it you're just lapping and rolling around in it like a pig in a mud pile in your grease and your teats and you're just lapping around. When the dom woman (or man) asks someone to an event and they were cool but then right after they act like a cumberbasket

"That person is being such a *cumberbasket*, just the other day they seemed chill af"

by NanTheMemeMan February 7, 2022