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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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cucumber

its a wierd greenthing
what the fickity frick is that cucumber
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Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses
Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
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Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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cucumber

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good
by Mr. hoya March 6, 2024
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Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024
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