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cryptofaggot

A user of a message board who successfully infiltrates the inner circle of respected posters, eventually revealing his hidden virginity and assburgers to the world in a series of offensively lame posts.

From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot
Stop posting, cryptofaggot.
by Spr0ingy January 31, 2007
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Cryton

A foreign business which you have never heard of before yet invest into it to earn money.

From spanish backround originating from a rival group of businessmen.
A "Cryton" stole my sales by more then 20% after insuring a investment with me on the JSE.
by Ryan Van Zyl October 11, 2004
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Craptop

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.
My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.
by Madam S November 2, 2009
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cryptozoology

the study of hidden and mysterious creatures. its one of the coolest areas of science ever cuz u dun needa a degree. :D
Cryptids such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, el chupacabra, mothman, jersey devil, dover demon, the beast of gevaudan are some of the "common" creatures of cryptozoology.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005
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cryptocurrency

A digital medium of exchange. It uses cryptography for security, making it difficult to counterfeit. The idea of cryptocurrency comes from popular online games wherein you trade something for something, and emerges into new unit of cyber-currencies between public (miners) that mimic the value of precious metals. The first of its kind is bitcoin.
Peer-to-peer transactions can be done through cryptocurrency.
by Anomalice March 31, 2014
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cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)
Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.
by deltoru March 12, 2008
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clypto

a friend of mine is a clypto and takes things from people just to see if they'll notice and then randomly starts dancing when they don't notice anything is missing.
by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
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