crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

Cripple-walk

1. A variant of the crip-walk in which the one that is walking does it in a cripple-like fashion.

2. A type of walk that stems down to the days of National Honors Society Class of 2007. It was just a regular day when a fellow tried to do a sharp army turn during the Induction Ceremony practice. In this quick maneuver, the fellow tripped and continued to shuffle his feet in a cripple-walk fashion. His friends watched in awe as he executed the cool move. Thus the Cripple-walk was born.

Hibatchi secretly did the Cripple-walk during the induction ceremony practice and was praised by Yodali for calming her nerves.

by Amacasa July 23, 2007

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008

And then she fucked a cripple

I started doing this that and the third...

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.

Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo

by Joseph Anthony Gibbons June 28, 2008

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008