pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.

They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.

by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022

cititized

Someone who is city smart. City Slicker. Dresses well. Knows the subway routes. Knows how to handle crazies.

Lakisha: I don't want to go downtown by myself
Bon Qui Qui: Eric will go with you. He's cititized.

by hyfdjuylo March 5, 2010

Citiodah

The odor/aroma that generally surrounds large cities containing paper mills. From the stems "city" and "odor," citiodah originates from the stench that lurks when one enters or passes by particular cities that feature paper mills. Due to the pungent aroma resulting from paper mill factories, typically found in urban areas, "citiodah" is an appropriate and relevant term.

"When we crossed the bridge into Savannah, the stench was incredible! We thought that Scott had cut the cheese, but it was just citiodah."

by Radchel November 27, 2011

Citizenise

Cit-i-zen-ise {sit-uh-zuh n-ahyz} verb: the act of supporting local businesses, entrepreneurs and creative individuals.

"Our company needs to citizenise and buy more from ..."

by Citizenise May 5, 2013

cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.

Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."

by CS_Pro May 4, 2014