Christopher

Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.

" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"

by sweetblueeyes February 5, 2010

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

the christopher

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

Christopher

Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan

Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned

by kistel June 19, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

by P84 February 11, 2013

Christopher

Christophers love Ashleys more. This is an axiom and cannot, under ANY circumstances, be disputed.

Christopher? Oh, yeah. He DEFINITELY loves Ashley more. I saw it in a book somewhere.

by AVeryVeryVeryReliableSource November 23, 2011

Christopher

A fat looser who is sometimes nice yet often rude and is a big bully who is often gay

Wow Christopher kys

by Thatoneboi061 March 22, 2017