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Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid
Mike thinks he is a great cook when he cooks wild game, but really is a bad cook.
Bad Cook by the great cook January 4, 2019
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Caleb Cook 

The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally
Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook by xXchickenbrainXx February 19, 2020
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Gid the Cook 

The sole god of bronies, and nothing else.
All the bronies bow down to Gid the Cook, their god.
Gid the Cook by SashaaO June 9, 2018

Let him cook 

when a nigga cooks, it usually means that he's doing something to impress his friends, or he's doing something, and his friends will use that to stop another bro from going over there and ruining the whole operation.
EX 1: Nigga 1: bro, I'm about to go rizz up that girl, Let me cook

EX 2: Nigga 1 Bro look, our bro over there is rizzing up that girl right now, let me go and help him.

Nigga 2: No bro, Let him cook.

Dane Cook 

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.
"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
Dane Cook by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009

Captain Cook

James Cook was born on 27 October 1728 at Marton-in-Cleveland. His father, originally from Scotland, was also called James and married Grace Pace from Cleveland. Their family numbered eight children, though several died young. When James was still a child, his father moved to Great Ayton, a few miles away near the Cleveland Hills, and became the foreman on Aireyholme Farm.

Here he received the rudiments of education at the village school and assisted his father on the farm. In 1745, he began work in a grocer's shop at Staithes, a fishing village only a short distance from the busy port of Whitby.

After eighteen months, he determined to go to sea, and was introduced to the Walker family. John Walker and his brother Henry were Quaker ship owners engaged in the coal trade between the North-East and London.

The Quakers, or Society of Friends, were upright, hospitable people and known for their simplicity of manners and public spirit.

As the Elders of the Whitby Quakers advised them: "Be temperate and sober. Avoid all Pride and Affectation. Let your Moderation and Prudence appear to all men in speech and communication, in habit and furniture".

The young Cook could not have come to a better environment. The Walkers' ships were workaday 'cats' trading to London and across the North Sea. It was on the 'Freelove' in February 1747, carrying a cargo of coal to London, that Cook was introduced to the life of a sailor.
Captain Cook was simply the greatest sailoor of all times.
Captain Cook by Bon Bon January 3, 2004
alias used when you are drunk or in trouble...also when you don't want to give your name to a fat chick or a douche bag.
yes officer my name?... eddi cook, no i left my wallet at home

dude did you see that fat chick you ended up with?...you eddi cooked her right ?
eddi cook by edward cook April 14, 2010