Conflusterbated

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter

I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.

by J Newham June 3, 2008

configurashenanigans

A term used to describe a configuration that is comical and/or impractical for unnecessary organizations.

Alex and Vivian were comparing how they set up their buddylists when Vivian remarked how Alex had a waste of space which Alex replied: "just an example of my past buddylist configurashenanigans"

by CovertOps September 8, 2009

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

confinity

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”

It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.

by applebin September 3, 2020

estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.

"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"

by Donna W October 11, 2007

hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut

Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.

by Megz Dare February 15, 2008

Redneck Conference Call

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.

Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.

by Angieliza September 14, 2010