Condensationy

To apply condensation to something.

“Wow my hands are looking very condensationy”

by TheCondensationKing June 27, 2018

Condavich

A fetish you wish was real for you to enjoy

Man, I wish there was ice cream condavich.

by SidewalkGuy117 August 12, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Candani

When a taper candle does not fit into any candleholder. (Sometimes when it's too big you have to carve the bottom part to make it fit).

This candle is to big for the the candleholder! It's candani!

by terriow November 4, 2018

Candankerous

To be grouchy, short-tempered, and/or irascible as a result of running out of weed.

Greg: God Damnit!!!!!
Bob: What's wrong, Greg?
Greg: My dealer hasn't re-upped in a fortnight, and I want to smoke. Fuck!!
Bob: I sympathize with you, but you don't have to be such a dick.
Greg: I'm sorry, Bob. I think I'm getting a little candankerous.

by Conrad Wooly January 2, 2019

Conmanology

The study and/or observation of ones ability to use common sense to it's potential to create,prevent, or delay their own stupidity before finding the correct solution to the particular action at hand ..

We shall observe the Conmanology affect of some retarded citizen to collect data on zombies

by Da Con January 4, 2019

Conán

A sexy basterd who gets all the ladies and the best jobs for free so no prostitutes

Conán is really sexy I’m gonna fuck him

by Gay nibba 68 February 21, 2019