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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
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comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016
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Comfortable Rebellion

A complicated style that is slightly outrageous and different from the norm yet still manages to allow for extreme comfort physically and psychologically at all times of the day.
The author Leopoldine Core is the epitome of the Comfortable Rebellion style.
by Style Expert August 15, 2016
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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017
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comfort sandwich

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it
by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018
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Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.
Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!
by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017
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