Columbian Martini

Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.

Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source

by Santa Barbara Crew February 28, 2008

Columbus chump

A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.

" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".

by Biz markie sparks February 15, 2009

Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.

I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.

by schmedly June 22, 2010

Columbus Dick

"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.

When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."

by IBeez November 26, 2018

clumpie

A girl thats a little cutie and plump

Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.

by S.Lofthus January 1, 2009

Clum

To be dumb and clumsy in the same order

How could you book the hotel for next week you are such a clum

by Weedninja007 May 14, 2020

Columbus, Ohio

The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.

Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.

by [e-mail] August 17, 2008