Cornelia

A woman’s name that means they are corny.

Hannah look at Cornelia! She is so corny.

by WyattWarriors July 1, 2020

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

cornelius

curling one out into a male mans mouth, then he swallows it whilst rubbing his nipplets.

"oh judas, your amazins at giving me a cornelius!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Cornell

An asshole, a butthole.

Have you ever had bad diarrhea that your Cornell hurts ?

by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018