cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

pp cold

A super cold pp! A pp the got put in super cold water, or a pp that was in the fridge. A very cold pp

Friend 1: hey dude I put my huge pp in the fridge and I won the pp cold Olympics

Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!

by Fredwheatfill September 19, 2020

Cold taste

A nice refreshing brew, most often a Miller Lite

Hell of a week. Want to grab a cold taste after work?

by The real Jukes June 25, 2017

cold soda

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

by ##40 April 18, 2017

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011