Chance is a somewhat good looking guy,
But will be a dick always he will make funny jokes but joke about stuff that's not usually funny (like food and {inappropriate stuff}.) but is funny when he jokes about it, he is shy about his feelings but also lie about them, he will break people's hearts he will act differently around different people he has no muscles just a stick arm great for somewhat of a friend and definitely has a short stick as a {dick}.
But will be a dick always he will make funny jokes but joke about stuff that's not usually funny (like food and {inappropriate stuff}.) but is funny when he jokes about it, he is shy about his feelings but also lie about them, he will break people's hearts he will act differently around different people he has no muscles just a stick arm great for somewhat of a friend and definitely has a short stick as a {dick}.
Sariah: Hey that boy Chance broke my {heart}
Me: he is a total DICK
Sariah: I know no one should trust him!
Me: he is a total DICK
Sariah: I know no one should trust him!
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